A Spaghetti Warehouse jingle is the best new song on the Internet today. The unnamed, Rebecca Black-style ditty is two minutes of solid gold pop about 10-layer lasagna and friendly waiters. The lyrics are below, courtesy of Onion staffer Jordan David, as is a rip of the song we made. It’s also available on the Spaghetti Warehouse’s site to soundtrack all queries about the virtues of baked pepperoni spaghetti.